1. I give massages that turn “five minutes” into “don’t stop.” 2. I’ll sit on your lap in the Uber — even if there’s space. 3. I don’t steal hoodies. I leave mine so you remember me. 4. I send you spicy pics while you’re stuck in meetings — just to mess with your focus. 5. I remember your mom’s birthday before you do. 6. I don’t need a five-star restaurant. I’ll make noodles taste like a date. 7. I’ll let you lead — but when you need me to, I’ll make the call for both of us. 8. I won’t blow up y

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