Earnings were weaker than expected, the near-term outlook is murky, EV sales are down, and Elon Musk is more distracted than ever before. But with a phalanx of loyal shareholders and a cowed board ...

It might be a brand-new year, but it has been anything but quiet for the folks at Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA). Headlines have screamed about Tesla's sales decline and have gone as far to call the Cybertruck ...