“I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,” William Shakespeare wrote in a stanza from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, going on to name check several darlings of Elizabethan gardens — oxlips, violets, ...

Taking a leaf out of Mr Burns' room of squawking monkeys mashing their mitts against typewriters, hoping to produce a single stanza of Shakespeare, a certain Mr Andersen has actually produced a ...