Yeehaw, bae! Love your new fauxhawk thingie, it’s adorbs. I know you’re a Scrabble stan, so I hope you’re vibing the new sitch around the game board. Bae, yeehaw, fauxhawk, thingie, adorbs, stan, ...

I went looking for a giant mop of ginger beard, neat tiles of obscure words and a star-struck opponent. I found the last two. Hunched motionless over the board and calling out his word scores in a ...