My daughter Lucy tries to create a new adventure for her two-and-a-half-year-old twins, every day. I know. I’d be exhausted, too. That’s why people typically don’t become parents in their seventies.

Where do I start with this . . . . oh, I know, it all started when I got my first haircut at Manny’s Barber Shop on Hillside Avenue, New Hyde Park. Every time I get a haircut I always get some type of ...