“And the Devil laughs,” she says, a tall can of Monster Energy in her left hand bobbing up and down with every beat of her well-rehearsed spiel. She continues, “This is how clever Satan is, and how he ...
On 9 November 2014, a long-circulating conspiracy theory about Monster brand energy drinks, the symbol "666", and a secret agenda to infiltrate Christian homes with satanic beverages "crossed over" ...
Monster Energy drinks are, quite frankly, the work of the devil. The stuff tastes like the carbonated urine of chthonic hellbeasts. But is the Monster corporation really, truly, literally in league ...